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3 Father’s Day gifts you can cop for your pot smoking dad this year

There’s a new kind of dad out there and he’s smoking you out this Father’s Day. With that said cop your papa dearest something worth his while so he can get high all the time.

Don’t play your dad either buy him some fire for that fire. The days of giving your good ol’ dad a toolbox that he’ll never use are over. Get that 1950’s mentality outta here, this is 2018!

Prove your worthiness this year. Don’t be the son, daughter, or wife that buys their papi the same old card for Father’s Day. He deserves a special gift this time around.

So we’re here to help. Here are three gift suggestions that promise to get your pops shmacked this Father’s Day. Trust that he’ll be one happy man!

The Cloudious 9 Hydrology 9

This Cloudious 9 product delivers a smooth flow of vapor that promises to get your dad stoned AF! Plus, the water filtration vaporizer bong is simple to use, reliable and perfect for the dad or hubby that loves to chill at the crib.

Your dad will love the sleek design as the Hydrology 9 is made out of anti-rust spacecraft grade aluminum alloy, has a borosilicate glass body, and is a complete 360-degree anti-leak mechanism.

You’ll find that there is no ice is necessary as this device is a lot easier on the lungs than the standard bong. The built-in water filtration system proves that as it facilitates a  cleaner and smoother inhalation, lower carcinogen intake and cools down vapor.

After one session with this device, your pops will realize that the Hydrology 9 gives you complete control over your vaping experience. The precise temperature control allows you to choose and accurately maintain five stages of optimized temperatures.

Your pops won’t be able to put the Hydrology 9 down as it is a great product that will deliver time and time again. He can keep it old school too as the device vaporizes dry herb.

Lest we forget to mention, it’s also great for couples who love to get shmacked together and are too tired to roll one up after they tuck the kiddies in. If you’re interested in gifting this bad boy check out the Hydrology 9 and all of its dope accessories here.

The DAVINCI IQ Vaporizer

The DAVINCI IQ Vaporizer is perfect for the modern man on the go. You can take the five-ounce dry herb vape anywhere as it fits right in the palm of your hand.

Its designed for the flavor connoisseur who enjoys the pure tastes of their herb. The ceramic zirconia air mouthpiece is designed to elevate purity levels for flavor and cool the vapor so you don’t get burned.

Of course, the device comes with a rechargeable replaceable  18650 battery that fully charges in three hours time. With the replaceable battery, vapers have the option of keeping multiple batteries on deck. Can you say never not vaping?

In addition to all of these great specs, the DAVINCI IQ is one smart ass vape. Using Smart Path Technology users can select between four different predetermined temperature settings where heat up time takes only 16 seconds.

An LED temperature display will allow papa to customize his own experience along with the Bluetooth app that allows you to tailor each session to his liking.

The stylish vaporizer comes in four unique different colors with the option to engrave a special note onto the device. It also comes with a grip of accessories including a USB charging cable, alcohol wipes, a chimney brush, a keychain tool, a 10mm adapter, and a carry can. Not to mention the 10-year warranty!

This could really be the gift for dad this year. Do it up for him, he deserves it. Check out this dope vaporizer here.

The Dr. Dabber Boost: Black Edition

If your dad has surpassed his hippie days of smoking dry herb and is looking to switch over to wax or oil he’ll definitely enjoy Dr. Dabber’s Boost Black Edition.

Papa can take the dab rig with him anywhere as the portable device requires no torch. This is the perfect device to take along on business trips to wind down before his big meeting or after a stressful day.

It’s extremely easy to use as the device heats up to an optimal temperature with the simple press of a button and the rechargeable battery allows for 20 to 30 uses before dying.

Your dad will definitely feel cool unpacking this dab rig every time as the luxurious packaging and black matte finish will make him feel like the modern stoner he’s always wanted to be. Make dad feel hip again and check out the Boost Black Edition here.

We hope you can decide on which product to buy for your stoner dad this Father’s Day. We know the decision is hard, especially if you’re shmacked right now, but a decision has to be made before you are forced to buy a floppy piece of over-decorated cardboard for the one that helped give you life.

Choose wisely and in advance Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. YOU’RE WELCOME!

Kyrie Irving surprises his pops by blessing him with a brand new crib

Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving and his dad have a special relationship.

The elder Irving, Drederick, was a professional basketball player in Australia and introduced his son to the game at a young age.

Kyrie lost his mother at a young age, forcing Drederick to give up his career overseas to raise Kyrie and his two sisters.

The former Duke star often credits his father when asked about where he learned to finish at the rim with such ease, saying the hours he spent in the driveway with his dad refined those skills.

Next season, Drederick will be watching his son battle on the hardwood from the comfort of a newly-renovated home.

In an emotional online episode of ‘My Houzz‘, Kyrie surprised his dad with the remodeled home, noting that the new modern upgrades made the home more functional.

Despite his son’s success, Drederick has stayed in the same North New Jersey home that he raised his children in.

“It’s his first house,” Irving said in the video.

“I think he wants it to be his only house. This is where I grew up, and I respect him even more for wanting to keep it. But I know there’s always things he wants to improve on in the house.”

Kyrie may have come up short in The Finals, but he definitely scored big with this Father’s Day gift.

Lonzo Ball says how he really feels about his dad in hilarious Foot Locker ad

The NBA season is over so it’s officially time for the real storylines. Free agency, trades, and the draft all give us the #content we so desire after a kind of boring ass postseason.

This offseason will be particularly dramatic as teams will attempt to compete with the Warriors by assembling their own “super teams.”

At this point, it seems clear that the only way to compete for trophies in the modern NBA is to assemble three or more all-stars, even future Hall of Famers.

There are a couple ways to do this, signing a big free agent is obviously the most straightforward avenue. Teams can also rely on former players now being in front office positions and trading them stars for 50 cents on the dollar, like when Kevin McHale traded the Celtics KG or Jerry West traded the Lakers Pau Gasol.

Finally, you can draft the future stars of the league. This is probably the most difficult, risky, and most arduous path to assembling a super team, sorry Thunder, but if you get it right your team can develop over the course of years to become a juggernaut, look at the Timberwolves with their roster of young talent.

With the draft a week away (June 22nd in Brooklyn) the storylines are heating up, none of which are more prominent than Lonzo Ball and his dad LaVar.

As LaVar Ball’s antics create headline after headline, one has to wonder what his son actually has to say about the whole thing.

A new Foot Locker ad sheds some light onto exactly how Lonzo feels.

With the NBA Draft a couple days after Father’s Day (yes that’s on Sunday, go cop that tie) Foot Locker had suspected lottery picks Lonzo Ball, De’Aaron Fox, Jayson Tatum, and Jonathan Isaac talk about what dad means to them.

The ad starts off normally enough, with Fox, Tatum, and Isaac remembering how dad helped them with their game and took them fishing. Ball… has different memories of his father.

Lonzo doesn’t remember LaVar “waking up early to drive him to all those far away tournaments” like Jonathan Isaac does, rather when Ball’s dad “berates his high school coach” or “went on First Take and shouted back and forth with Stephen A. Smith.”

Lonzo goes on, I won’t ruin the best ones for you, peep the video for the full comedic experience.

This seems to be an ingenious marketing move by Ball. As his father has gone around comparing his son to NBA legends and reigning MVP’s, Lonzo has been pretty silent. This ad shows Lonzo frankly has his own personality separate from his father’s antics, which will be crucial as some teams are reportedly scared away by LaVar.

It’ll be interesting to see where Lonzo does end up. All signs point to the Lakers at the 2 pick (LaVar has told other teams not to draft his son), but Magic Johnson and co. are assessing their options, weighing up Kansas’ dynamic wing Josh Jackson as a possibility.

Whatever happens, the draft will be dope. We’re just excited the real NBA season has begun.