The Spice Girls are finally getting back together… Dreams do come true
After about 20 years of whines, moans, and outcries for the return of the beloved Spice Girls after their six-year stint taking over the entire planet, the team has finally decided that they will, indeed, be getting back together.
This, as you may imagine, has an entire generation of formerly unfulfilled young adults leaping in the air for joy, singing, “I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want!”
We want the Spice Girls back!
If you think I’m hating on the Spice Girls, think again. I’m literally so excited for this, it kind of made my week, TBH.
The girls told Entertainment Weekly,
“We are always overwhelmed at how much interest there is across the whole world for the Spice Girls. The time now feels right to explore some incredible new opportunities together.”
As per VICE, Posh Spice, I mean Victoria Beckham, didn’t want the girls together because she decided it was time to cut her losses.
“Rumors about the Spice Girls have been circulating for years. However, Victoria always seemed like she was firmly against the idea. ‘It is not happening,’ she said in an interview last year. ‘At some point you’ve gotta know when it’s time say, ‘That was great.’ Looks like Posh Spice had a change of heart. This will be the first time the girls are back together since performing at the 2012 Summer Olympics’ Opening Ceremony.”
Some speculate that the reunion has ties to Beckham’s low income from her fashion business.
Of course, these are just rumors and bullshit. The Spice Girls getting back together has absolutely no hidden agenda, they’re doing it for the #GirlPower and nothing more!
Maybe this will really take off and they’ll come out with some seriously poppin’ music.
We’re the ones still singing “If you wanna be my lover,” after all.