Yesterday afternoon, LeBron James and Steph Curry drafted their All-Star teams behind closed doors and the results were… interesting.
This was the first year that NBA All-Star teams were drafted by captains instead of doing the whole tired East vs. West format. A quick look at the teams looks like LeBron got the upper hand.
lebron united pelicans big men, westbrook/dipo westbrook/durant, wiz kids, and last years cavs on one team? GM of the year
— zaytoven ibrahimović (@paulycristo) January 26, 2018
A starting 5 of LeBron, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, Boogie, and Anthony Davis, with Russell Westbrook, Victor Oladipo, Kristaps Porzingis, John Wall, Bradley Beal, LaMarcus Aldridge, and Kevin Love off the bench is ridiculous.
Team LeBron pic.twitter.com/jVKnIJPSAh
— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) January 26, 2018
Steph’s squad has Curry, James Harden, DeMar Derozan, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and Joel Embiid, with Damian Lillard, Jimmy Butler, Draymond Green, Kyle Lowry, Klay Thompson, Karl-Anthony Towns, and Al Horford off the bench.
Team Steph pic.twitter.com/vyXLx3wFCa
— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) January 26, 2018
So many plotlines.
You’ve got Kyrie and LeBron reunited, KD versus the rest of the Warriors, the Pelicans big men along with actual players, and the issue of who the hell was picked last.
Basketball Twitter obviously went into meltdown over the roster reveals, here’s a selection of what went down.
Why wasn’t this televised?
Commissioner Adam Silver established well before the fact that the draft would not be televised in order to avoid feelings getting hurt or whatever, which is the precise reason that this shit needed to be televised.
Even LeBron and Steph wanted it on TV.
Yo @StephenCurry30 that was fun!! Definitely should’ve been televised. 🤷🏾♂️ #AllStarDraft⭐️
— LeBron James (@KingJames) January 25, 2018
Yeah I’d have to say that was legit! #nextyear https://t.co/fj4flo8lgq
— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) January 25, 2018
LeBron is a media savant.
LeBron took Kyrie, stole Durant and reunited him with Westbrook, and now looks interested in either saving or completely destroying the Pelicans franchise. WHY IN GOD’S NAME WASN’T THIS TELEVISED https://t.co/rSHZbgLoF2
— Pablo Torre (@PabloTorre) January 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/956684656165957632
LeBron and Kyrie reunited
There was a lot of discussion about whether or not LeBron would pick Kyrie Irving for his squad. Especially when news broke yesterday that Kyrie was prepared to get knee surgery and sit out the entire season if the Cavs didn’t trade him this summer, so it’s clear things were not gucci in Cleveland prior to his departure.
But LeBron came through selecting Kyrie and Basketball Twitter went wild.
https://twitter.com/danfavale/status/956639642530566150
So wild.
LeBron: I’m picking you up on my team if that’s cool…
Kyrie: k
LeBron: bet… I miss us 🙈 pic.twitter.com/MlahFHyiK0
— Dre (@WhiiteBoiDre) January 26, 2018
THE WILDEST.
“bring back memories” pic.twitter.com/tUBtEDLaNj
— 🎒 (@zachlabean) January 26, 2018
Kevin Durant on being first pick
KD was very forward in making sure EVERYONE was aware that he was first pick in the draft.
Kevin Durant confirmed he was LeBron's #1 pick today: "What, we gonna keep this a mystery?"
— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) January 26, 2018
He then went on to joke that his next chapter is with LeBron, a reference to leaving OKC for Golden State a couple summers ago.
Lmao @World_Wide_Wob pic.twitter.com/dNQSi5Groc
— Christian Harder (@realcharder30) January 26, 2018
“TEAM LEBRON!”
Kevin Durant throws a towel at Steph Curry during a postgame interview and yells "Team LeBron" 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/MeJPgzsSKw
— The Shadow League (@ShadowLeague) January 26, 2018
Russ thought he was last pick, drops 46
Russell Westbrook did not realize that the names on the All-Star list were organized alphabetically and thought he was last pick.
His reaction was to drop 46-6-6 on the Washington Wizards like an absolute savage.
Russell Westbrook was shown the teams LeBron & Steph drafted for the All-Star game & didn’t realize names were listed alphabetically. He just thought he was picked last. Went out & dropped 46 on John Wall and the Wizards. https://t.co/oURMDiy0NK
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) January 26, 2018
Russ was relieved to be informed that was not the case. Unfortunately for the Wizards, it was too late.
Russell Westbrook asked his thoughts about being picked on LeBron’s team, thought he was the last pick. Informed it was just an alphabetical list, he made sure to correct Melo who was heckling nearby. pic.twitter.com/gPMgPr91Kz
— Royce Young (@royceyoung) January 26, 2018
In unrelated (but kinda related) news, Russell showed up to the game last night doing just the most.
Fellas y’all letting your girl go out dressed like this? pic.twitter.com/lrgYB5bYuB
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) January 25, 2018
So… who was last pick?
Shaq, take it away.
Kenny Smith: "I want to know who the last pick is"
Barkley: "That doesn't matter man"
Smith: "Yes it does, I would want to know who the last pick is"
Shaq: "Horford."
— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) January 26, 2018
Never change, NBA Twitter, never change.