“I’m not going to the fucking White House…,” said Megan Rapinoe last Tuesday. Rapinoe, a player for the United States Women’s National Soccer Team, has scored four goals
Trump announces that ISIS has been defeated… He’s deadass wrong
Undoubtedly, Trump’s presidency is unlike anything we have seen before.
After dubbing White House invite, Warriors plan on spending time with local D.C. kids
It’s President Trump’s word versus Stephen Curry’s… so we all know how it really went down.
White House staff says rats, cockroaches, and ants are taking over the crib
I guess Donald Trump’s monster dumps precede the vermin issue.
Trump is ‘consumed by dark moods’ as criticism mounts from all sides
Little ol’ Trumpy is down in the dumps over this whole ‘being president’ thing.
Barack Obama has been swagging off nonstop since dipping office
It’s been over five months since swaggy Barry left the White House and we’re just sitting here butthurt as an entire nation.
After one week in the White House, Anthony Scaramucci has lost his damn mind
The White House has turned into a reality TV show, which isn’t that surprising as they elected a reality TV star as president.
