Warning: This list is just a parody, so SMDFTB.
Drake, everyone’s favorite cornball, turned 31 today.
Bibi Bourelly is a fierce, outspoken, spiritually intuitive, wavy-haired musical genius- and damn, does shawty look good.
I can go on for days and days about the logistics of what makes the Bajan princess so phenomenal but it’s easier to just say she’s perfect.
Rihanna advocating for these young women is such a powerful gesture.
During an exclusive feature with GQ covering his tour of Africa, Diplo revealed the one artist that he can’t ever work with.
The interactions between Rihanna and these world leaders, and their subsequent responses, also revealed how damn trash our own country is.
Rihanna is loved for many reasons, but above all else, she’s loved because she’s real as f*ck.
Enough with the actual analysis, though. Realistically, the most exciting plot-line of the game was Rihanna’s antics.