Warning: This list is just a parody, so SMDFTB.
On his 31st birthday, a brief history of Drake getting curved to the 6 and back
Drake, everyone’s favorite cornball, turned 31 today.
Why you need to be listening to Bibi Bourelly, the realest artist out there
Bibi Bourelly is a fierce, outspoken, spiritually intuitive, wavy-haired musical genius- and damn, does shawty look good.
Rihanna is taking over the fashion world and we’re all here for it
I can go on for days and days about the logistics of what makes the Bajan princess so phenomenal but it’s easier to just say she’s perfect.
Rihanna is on a mission to help the children of Malawi have a better future
Rihanna advocating for these young women is such a powerful gesture.
Rihanna sons Diplo, told him his music sounds like ‘reggae at an airport’
During an exclusive feature with GQ covering his tour of Africa, Diplo revealed the one artist that he can’t ever work with.
Rihanna calls on world leaders to fund education in impoverished nations
The interactions between Rihanna and these world leaders, and their subsequent responses, also revealed how damn trash our own country is.
14 throwback tweets from Rihanna that remind us she’s the realest
Rihanna is loved for many reasons, but above all else, she’s loved because she’s real as f*ck.
Game 1 of the NBA Finals wasn’t close but at least Twitter was poppin’
Enough with the actual analysis, though. Realistically, the most exciting plot-line of the game was Rihanna’s antics.