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Shun the non-believer! Climate change is coming for President Trump’s neck

You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump.

Surely, our country is deemed for a cooking due to the effects of global warming on the United States economy, public health, coastlines, and infrastructure.

Still, according to the NYT, your administration tried to bury a scientific report released on Friday detailing the billions of dollars that will be burned because of human-caused climate change. Shame on you.

The 1,656-page scientific assessment, issued by 13 federal agencies, proves that if we don’t do something to combat climate change the consequential damage will knock as much as 10 percent off the size of the American economy by century’s end.

You never believed. Your distasteful tweets on global warming illustrate to those who are aware of the effects of climate change that you don’t know shiz when it comes to the seriousness of the matter.

When it got a little more brick than normal in the Northeast this winter you questioned the idea of global warming. Your jokes and mockeries aren’t funny, homie, and scientists think the same. Michael Mann, a climate scientist at Pennsylvania State University, told HuffPost in an email,

“This demonstrates once again that Donald Trump is not an individual to be taken seriously on any topic, let alone matters as serious as climate change… He is a clown — a dangerous clown.”

Truthfully, what is underneath that dull-witted facade you showcase to the public in your emotionless tweets and comments? You don’t even know the difference between weather and climate, you wanksta.

According to NASA, the difference between weather and climate is a measure of time. Weather is what conditions of the atmosphere are over a short period of time, and climate is how the atmosphere “behaves” over relatively long periods of time.

So, Trump your cold reminders of forecasted weather events from the golfing green at your Mar-a-Lago club are only short memos showing an acute disconnection from the effects of climate change on our country.

You sonned yourself when you tweeted back in 2012 that, “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”

Like, bruh c’mon, what?!

Your Twitter is by far the most trustable source, no? Really wish this guy had kept his day job.

With that said, the fact that you and your administration made an attempt to bury The Fourth National Climate Assessment proves that there is another agenda. If we don’t heed to the warnings of SCIENTISTS what do you think will happen?

This is a promise. If you don’t start doing something about the effects of climate change Trump, your 38-story Trump Parc condominium skyscraper at 106 Central Park South will wash away and that six-bedroom mansion in Beverly Hills, California will turn to ash.

Keep questioning the basic-science of climate change, Trump. We know that things, somehow, seem to always turn out in your favor but this destruction is inevitable and it would be in the best interest of all Americans if you started taking climate change seriously. The report concluded that,

“The evidence of human-caused climate change is overwhelming and continues to strengthen, that the impacts of climate change are intensifying across the country, and that climate-related threats to Americans’ physical, social, and economic well-being are rising…”