Have you ever ridden the NYC subway? Nah? Well, let me tell you what you can expect to see every once in a while — Creatures. You will see creatures of all shapes and sizes. Some might be on a leash, some might not be. It depends where you are homie.
No matter what you do, you have no choice, animal commuters will become a part of your daily routine.
I’m not just talking about your regular dog chillin’ in a chest pouch. I’m talking about dogs that could take your girl, snakes that’ll run up in yo blouse, and turkey toddlers.
You probably think I’m crazy, but I’m telling you the truth, homie. It’s real out here in these NYC streets.
You’ll see how independent animals in NYC are. They are so brazy, that they don’t even need a leash. NYC animal commuters are actually so gangsta that they walk like humans.
Never heard some shit like that before, huh? Well, NYC is a different universe. We are just on a DIFFERENT wave. Our snakes are too silky, our rats are too filthy, and you know that our peacocks are too fly.
You are probably asking yourself a bunch of questions like, ‘How are peacocks fly?’ Listen, stupid, our peacocks are fly and will stay fly until they dizie. You might not see them in the air because they are flying underground, ju hurdd.
Alright, you just have to see for yourself.
We put together a video just for you. We were tired of trying to explain to people that animal commuters are really out here. So just scroll up and peep the insanity for yourself.
Don’t forget to warn your homies who have never been on the NYC subway before.