The Cleveland Cavaliers have been in a slump as of late.
After a wild sequence of trades before the deadline, which seemed to be LeBron James clearing house, the “King” visited TD Garden yesterday to play the Boston Celtics.
Former Celtics stars Kevin Garnett, Rajon Rondo, and championship winning coach Doc Rivers were in attendance celebrating the retirement of Paul Pierce’s jersey.
Why against the Cavs? Who knows. Maybe Pierce wanted to rub it in James’ face one last time. Coming into the game, the Cavs seemed vulnerable.
With an almost completely new cast and no Kevin Love going up against the Celtics, who have the best record in the Eastern Conference, it seemed like it would be a cakewalk for Boston.
Nevertheless, it’s completely asinine that Pierce and the Celtics chose to retire his jersey against long-time rival LeBron James who’s still in his bag.
As long as the Cavs have LeBron James running the show, they will always be contenders. I understand Paul Pierce is “The Truth” and wanted to keep it real, but Dave Chappelle would classify this case as “When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.”
The Celtics got routed 121-99 as the Cavs cruised to victory. Paul Pierce made that bed and today he is still laying in it, feeling hungover from his spoiled celebration. Although the Celtics’ bench was filled with sour faces yesterday, one former Celtic was able to steal the show. That Celtic was Kevin Garnett.
Down by 30 time to retire Pierce’s jersey. Feel the excitement. pic.twitter.com/xOnxMxstQr
— All-Star Wobend (@World_Wide_Wob) February 11, 2018
KG had Twitter going bananas trying to figure out how in the HELL his hoodie stayed on his head! Was it super glued to his head?
Maybe Kevin Garnett is a marketing genius because this isn’t the first time that KG has blessed us with his hoodie swag. What wizardry is KG cooking up over at Area21 with his stylist?
T.I.’s sideways caps was a mystery, but what Garnett is doing has to be breaking the rules of physics. I guess given that your squad is down by 30, you have to figure out someway to keep eyeballs glued to the game right?
Some say Kevin Garnett tapes his hoodie to his head which enables him to style it anyway he desires. We need answers!
One thing I do know is, if we ever find out the company of who designs his hoodies, invest stock in that company because prices are going up. What do you guys think?
Here’s what Twitter was saying.
Let’s discuss Kevin Garnett’s hoodie. I’m gonna say that double sided scotch tape holding that up. https://t.co/MxnE46YpY5
— Chris Wormley (@Chris_Wormley43) February 12, 2018
There’s no way that this hoodie is not taped to Kevin Garnett’s head pic.twitter.com/adeRMy5ZRw
— Tone Cardenas (@SportsByTone) February 11, 2018
Kevin Garnett really be taping his hoodie to the back of his head 😭 https://t.co/E7p16J77M4
— yansay® (@IamYLW) February 12, 2018
Ok, someone help me. Wtf is up with Kevin Garnett’s hoodie stuck on his head. It gives me anxiety for the hoodie, like just let it fall dude it’s been hanging long enough.
— THE LAKER DUDE (@thedodgerdude) February 11, 2018
— Jeremy Siemsen (@jeremysiemsen2) February 9, 2018
Kevin Garnett somehow always manages to just barely keep his hoodie on his head, at all times
— Liam (@LMH_47) February 11, 2018
Kevin Garnett may have played for the Timberwolves, Celtics, and Nets, but his hoodie plays for the wizards. pic.twitter.com/oOMlwTReXF
— Prometheus (@Petielo) February 12, 2018