The fifth season of House of Cards has finally premiered this week on Netflix after a 14-month wait.
We all know from past seasons that Frank Underwood, Kevin Spacey’s character, has always been a little bit careful – choosing his moves wisely – but this time around he does not give one! He’s coming for America’s neck, one nation Underwood, you feel me. Do you remember watching the trailer?
Actually, I got a little shook because HOC is real AF.
He’s worked hard to gain power in the oval office but will he let that power get to his head this season? The Underwoods are going for 2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, basically, you get the point, they’re going for a complete takeover of the American government.
If you don’t know who Frank Underwood is, please let me give you a quick rundown because this dude is a mutha fuckin boss.
He is willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants. He’ll play you like a Gameboy . Even when you think you are winning, you are not. Underwood is just waiting for you to take that one misstep. Shit, he’ll even kill you.
I’m only a couple of episodes into the new season but his tyranny already has me thinking, what if this was real? What if Frank Underwood was actually our Commander and Chief?
Our president would get it poppin’ with Drake.
— Vulture (@vulture) August 21, 2016
What order? Underwood has no authority!
I will never cease. pic.twitter.com/zRBXcjHnvT
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) May 31, 2017
He’d make his wife run for VPOTUS.
Chapter 38 pic.twitter.com/7HzsIe8Kkl
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) May 16, 2017
Marshal Ali would be our president’s arch nemesis.
Chapter 35 pic.twitter.com/pxIEis94ne
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) May 11, 2017
He’d devour you like he devours Freddy’s BBQ ribs.
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) April 28, 2016
He’ll put a muzzle on that mouth.
I want to move fast, so unless you have a quicker option, it's probably best you keep it to yourself.https://t.co/FGHrfFfeoU
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) April 6, 2016
Or Frank will just straight up kill you!
— baby_boy@gmail (@fagtwigs) January 23, 2017
Our president would be a human calculator.
A calculated move.https://t.co/5XywEjrpYF
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) April 11, 2016
He wouldn’t misspell “COVERAGE.”
— Frank Underwood (@FrankUnderwocd) May 31, 2017
Our commander and chief would have peace of mind because he doesn’t give one about the skeletons in his closet.
Frank. Now streaming. pic.twitter.com/E9476kvlI4
— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) May 30, 2017
Haven’t started streaming yet? Start watching Season 5 of House of Cards on Netflix, here.