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Grown ass men in Japan would rather cuff sex dolls instead of their wives

Japanese guys aren’t getting any play from their wives, so they’ve decided to take shwapping it to the next level and are copping sex dolls.

Apparently playing with a lifeless silicone vagina is the new wave. Every year around 2,000 of the life-like sex dolls are sold in Japan. That’s a lot of lonely Japanese men.

Each customizable sex doll costs around £4,600 and comes with adjustable fingers, a removable head, and realistic genitals, according to The Sun.

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Just to make things weirder, not only are dudes smashing their silicone partners, they are falling in love with them.

Japanese businessman, Senji Nakajima, 62, got kicked out the crib by his wife because she banned the doll from her house.

Of course, Senji couldn’t live without her so he copped an apartment with his side silicone piece. In fact, Senji said he’d “never date a real woman again — they’re heartless,” in an interview with AFP. He added,

“Human beings are so demanding. People always want something from you — like money or commitment… My heart flutters when I come home to Saori. She never betrays me, she makes my worries melt away.”

Homie got peaced so bad he had to cop a fake wife? Anyway, it seems as if he is happier than ever. Senji and his silicone BAE go skiing, surfing, and picnic on beaches and under cherry blossom trees.

That’s really something, Senji. But let’s move on to the next odd silicone-human relationship, Masayuki Ozaki, and Mayu.

The two are inseparable. So much so that Ozaki made his wife and his daughter getting along with Mayu a must. She chills underneath Ozaki and his real wife’s bed. While they sleep though? Creepy.

In the interview with AFP, Ozaki explained why he had to turn to silicone pleasure,

“After my wife gave birth we stopped having sex and I felt a deep sense of loneliness. But the moment I saw Mayu in the showroom, it was love at first sight. My wife was furious when I first brought Mayu home. These days she puts up with it, reluctantly. When my daughter realized it wasn’t a giant Barbie doll, she freaked out and said it was gross — but now she’s old enough to share Mayu’s clothes.”

Do we even want to know how your daughter figured out that you have a sex doll laying underneath your bed? Absolutely not!

The fact that a fake doll you pump your bodily fluids in shares clothes with your daughter is also very, very, very fucking SUS!

Apparently, like Senji, Ozaki is turned off by the thought of real yoni too. During a stroll with his rubber companion, he told AFP,

“Japanese women are cold-hearted.They’re very selfish. Men want someone to listen to them without grumbling when they get home from work.”

Maybe your wife just needs some good D? You ever think of that Ozaki? AFP caught up with Ozaki’s wife, Riho, who said,

“I just get on with the housework. I make the dinner, I clean, I do the washing. I choose sleep over sex.”

Lord have mercy, can it get any wilder? Oh yeah, Yoshitaka Hyodo doesn’t only have one silicone piping doll he has ten.  Plus, he has an “understanding” girlfriend.

Hyodo dresses up his ten dolls in military apparel so they can act out “military-themed fantasies.” He also thinks that his obsession is like collecting sports cars and is less expensive than buying a Lamborghini. In the video interview with AFP, the 43-year-old blogger said,

“People might think I’m weird, but it’s no different from collecting sports cars. I don’t know how much I’ve spent but it’s cheaper than a Lamborghini.”

Sheesh, you know homie is in the crib playing with silicone limbs like it’s no big deal. FOH!

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Sex is definitely becoming a little bit more complex, creepy, and advanced. Did you ever get the chance to peep the so-called sex-robots?