Bruh by Liel Klein March 20, 2020
As the world faces this pandemic it’s pertinent that we are still able to have a laugh or two, even if it’s on the dolo. Most importantly we shouldn’t forget to engage in a time where social media will actually serve its “real” purpose.
People are venting on all platforms — Tik Tok, Facebook, Instagram, the list goes on. Still, it seems as if the best threads to keep us engaged can be found on Twitter.
This dumpster fire of a response to the ongoing COVID-19 outbreak is just getting started and responsible stoners everywhere are having the existential crises they’ve been prepping for all their lives.
We’re sure no matter if you’re a stoner or a straight edge sober soldier, we’re positive you’ll get a chuckle or two from the tweets we found. Here are some of the best tweets from pot pals stuck inside.
girls under quarantine only know 7 things: smoke weed, take hot bath, play video game, watch art restoration videos on YouTube, pet cat, eat hot chip, and lie
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) March 13, 2020
it’s wild how my weed guys have put rona protocols in place faster than the companies some people work for
— Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) March 13, 2020
we should all be like this guy
*apparently "punch some cones" means "rip my bong" in Australian https://t.co/W2f625t9u2
— Zach Harris (@PotCzach) March 16, 2020
the quarantine is turning me into all the guys I’ve ever dated (smoke weed all day, can’t stop jerking off, eating bread) and making me miss them
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 13, 2020
I’m really concerned about my health rn so I’m staying inside all day drinking and doing drugs
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) March 15, 2020
I have run out of weed and will have to go to the dispensary thus risking my life please send thoughts and prayers
— Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) March 16, 2020
People are making self quarantine sound like an extreme measure as if you guys have never stayed inside by yourself for a few days to avoid the unbearable reality of being
— G. L. (@gldivittorio) March 12, 2020
i am drunk and high at 1:16 PM, BUT in the privacy of my own home, and for this i deserve a nobel peace prize.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) March 15, 2020
wash your hands and clean your bong
— Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) March 15, 2020
My local dispensary texted me how to smoke a joint without even putting ur lips on it my weed store has done more to protect my health than the president
— ⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon) March 14, 2020
“Is this a sick cough or just a weed cough?” is a question I am already tired of asking myself
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) March 16, 2020
Now is a good time for people to smoke weed because it will make them paranoid and they’ll be too freaked out to leave the house.
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) March 15, 2020
— i am reading all that (@LilNasX) March 14, 2020
When you got weed in the car pic.twitter.com/e0tfpxjzJY
— Stay Lit (@LitPact) March 11, 2020
Make sure you stay safe kulture fam and if you’re feeling lonely feel free to shoot us a Tweet, drop a comment, or DM us. We’re always down to have the shmacked discussions.