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F*ck you Papa John, your trash pizza, and everything you stand for

Peyton Manning, come get Papa John, he’s in the bathroom bugggin’!

Apparently, he’s blaming his disgusting pizza chain’s slump on the NFL’s “poor leadership.”

Papa Fucks, your sales are down (shares are down 23%) because your pizza sucks. Anyways, John told his investors on Wednesday,

“We are totally disappointed that the NFL and its leadership did not resolve the ongoing situation to the satisfaction of all parties long ago.This should have been nipped in the bud a year and a half ago.”

According to the Bloomberg report, Papa also took shots at  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he said,

“Leadership starts at the top, and this is an example of poor leadership.”

During the conference call, Papa claimed, “The NFL has hurt us by not resolving the current debacle to the players’ and owners’ satisfaction. NFL leadership has hurt Papa John’s shareholders.”

Listen, Papa John, if you don’t sit down and show some respect for the protests these men are taking part in, squads might start boycotting your whole chain. This issue is bigger than your trash cheese, sauce, and pepperonis, homie.

Until the protest partakers see a change in the systemic abuse of Black Americans at the hands of law enforcement nothing is going to change, John.

Your political debut was not a good look for you. Back in 2012, you thought you were hot claiming that the Affordable Care Act was a “lose-lose” situation.

You were more concerned about losing $5.8 million to Obamacare and driving up the price of your pizza.

Forbes reported that you took a loss because of your stance on national healthcare dawg. Many were offended and boycotted the Papa John’s franchise. John, my g, you also saw a 4.2 percent slump in your shares.

Lowkey, you also donated $1,000 to Trump’s campaign. Not to mention you said America was “on the path to becoming what Germany was in 1867,” back in 2016.

Let me tell you something Papa John – no one gives a shit about your pizza shares.


UPDATE: Papa Johns is still trash AF.