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English woman gives up on men, says she only smashes ghosts

A 27-year-old woman from Bristol, England has come forward with some haunting news; she fucks ghosts and she likes it.

On the British television show, ITV This Morning, the woman in question admitted that she’s had sex with over 20 ghosts.

“It started as an energy, then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well.”

On top of that, Amethyst Realm, whose name is enough to seal the deal, has had affairs with her ghost buddies, and has even been caught by her real-life husband.

This news isn’t completely unprecedented. Other celebrities have claimed to have ghost encounters, such as Bobby Brown, Kesha, and the late Anna Nicole Smith, who would frequently have sex with a ghost who lived in her apartment.

“A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. It was, like, a spirit and it went up! I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex so I have no problem…it was not a dream because it was happening every night…I told my boyfriend and he didn’t believe me. Of course… MEN!”

The most bizarre part of this whole situation is that Amethyst wants to get pregnant by the ghost.

“I’ve done a bit of research into phantom pregnancies. There’s a possibility that it is a ghost in you, but people don’t know how to carry it to full term.”

According to psychotherapist Tina Radziszewicz via the Huffington Post, this phenomenon occurs as a type of hallucination that occurs right before falling asleep.

“Such hallucinations can be extremely vivid and bizarre, and can include tactile, visual and auditory. Stress, anxiety, depression and trauma can make people more prone to this form of hallucination.”

As for Realm, she also says her ghost buddy follows her around the house and has sex with her in different rooms. Look, I’m not knockin’ anything.

As far as I’m concerned, if she’s happy with her ghost lover and the sex they’re having, then that’s enough to garner my support.

Hope you get pregnant by your ghost lover, Amethyst!