Don’t do drugs kids: Grown ass men are leaving their lives behind to act like puppies

It’s a dog eat dog world but grown ass men are really out here acting like puppies. Sounds braze, but it’s true.

Know that somewhere out there, a dog handler is rewarding a human dressed up in a latex puppy suit. A very strange fetish indeed, but to each their own.

I caught wind of the fetish when my homie sent me an interview of a man dressed up in a dalmatian zentai suit. Very shook to click on the link, I managed to muster up enough confidence to witness something my eyes should’ve never seen.

Peep for yourself.

That’s Tom and he is very fuckin’ sus! Homie walks like a dog, barks like a dog, lives like a dog, and even eats like a dog when he takes on the doggy persona of Spot.

In the interview, homie says that he sleeps in a cage. ¿QUE? When he was asked about his handler, Colin, he admitted that it’s not a dominant-submissive relationship. It’s a “care, love and handler” type of relationship.

For dinner Tom, aka Spot, likes some out of the can beef stew or chicken curry poured into his doggy bowl. Bruh, homie eats a dog biscuit on camera too.

He is so dedicated that his ex-wife, who is sitting next to him in the interview, left him because of this obsession with acting like a ghat damn puppy. Tom even goes as far as wearing blue contacts so he can look more like the Dalmatian he’s always wanted to be.

Imagine getting married to someone and then you find out they fuck with puppy play. This might be more sus than dubbing your wife for a sex doll.

The weird thing is – HE’S NOT ALONE! The human pup community has secretly grown over the years to around 10,000 men in the UK alone.

In fact, there’s even a documentary called the Secret Life of the Human Pups that delves into this very hot boy community. The doc is an extensive look at a human puppy fetish community with roots from the bottom of a BDSM tree.

When asked about if this puppy play is a male exploration of self in the doc, one of the human puppies, David, aka Bootbrush, responds,

“Absolutely! Puppy play is exactly that – play. There is an immense amount of pleasure from gamboling around in a club playing with squeaky toys because you’re making people laugh, you’re being a cute little puppy. The gay scene can be very serious, scary and off-putting. But if you’re going in with a little puppyhood, ears and a tongue, you look cute. You’re allowed to bound around and be enthusiastic, mischievous and friendly.”

Lowkey, although the men behind the ears are all very diverse most of them are just a bunch of dudes that are obsessed with having their tummies scratched, ears rubbed, and teeth tickled by chewing on dog toys.

Puppy play gets even more serious as the doc shows Tom aka Spot taking part in a kind of Mr. Puppy Europe competition. Just letting you know that backlink is braze. You have been warned.

If you’re interested in learning more about puppy humans and don’t have time to sit down and watch a whole documentary about this strange fetish. Here’s another option click here to peep. 

If not, pretend you never saw this. Too late! Check out these two guys in latex puppy costumes, leashed, and fake marking their territory.