Folks, I regret to inform you that there is something very wrong with President Donald Trump.
No, not the whole maniacal personality, or the pretending to record an FBI Director who he fired, or trying to strip vulnerable populations of their civil rights, or starting a constitutional crisis by being mad on Twitter, or surrounding himself with sociopaths.
All those things are very bad, but there’s something new threatening the integrity of the office of the President of the United States.
This has to do with Trump’s sartorial senses. And let me tell you, it’s not good.
Take a look:
very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7
— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017
Look how this man wears his watch!
This is very worrisome stuff. How can we rely on our president to make calm, collected decisions regarding the state of this great nation if he wears a watch like a wrist choker?
Granted, I think most of the general public has lost (not that it ever existed) hope of lil’ Donny actually being competent, but these pictures of his watch band really raise some pressing questions.
That can’t… feel comfortable. All of these pictures of said watch band strangling the shit out of Trumpy’s wrist seem to be taken while the President is golfing. Wouldn’t that cut off all the circulation to his left arm?
How can Trump hit one of his (definitely trash) drives with no blood in his little sausage arm?
What kind of person wants their watch to clasp as tightly around their wrist as possible? This has to be a sign of some sort of psychological issue.
I don’t mean to make light of our President’s clear mental incapacities, but this watch band is just too much to handle.
So, I urge all of you to stay very woke as to how Trump wears his watch. The entire future of our nation may depend on it.