Yesterday, National Public Radio, your mom’s favorite news source, tweeted out the entire Declaration of Independence in honor of July 4th.
Bruh
Chris Christie shuts down Jersey public beaches, gets beach to himself
Honestly, shoutout Chris Christie for making politicians boringly awful again.
Washington Post article wonders why people are smoking weed in city where it’s legal
Smoking weed outside the FBI building as a ‘way to stick it to the man’? I’m not so sure that blazing is really such a point of protest anymore.
Facts Only: New Yorkers pop off about cuffing in the summer
Cuffing in the summer isn’t a bad thing, but is it holding you back?
Shit is getting wild in Turkey but Enes Kanter is trying to help
As Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan consolidates his power and prosecutes dissenters, some Turks are standing up to the authoritarian leader.
Trump gets roasted for wearing tiny watches around little sausage arm
Folks, I regret to inform you that there is something very wrong with President Donald Trump.
The greatest 2 Chainz quotes that proves he’s low key a philosopher
2 Chainz is the definition of a success story. He had to hustle hard for what he wanted and it didn’t just happen overnight.
Johnny Depp makes weird ass joke about assassinating President Trump
Johnny Depp, who seems to be a huge scumbag if these domestic abuse allegations are true, made a really dumb and weird comment.
Trump says he never recorded James Comey, dispels self-made rumor
Another week, another truly ridiculous moment from our overly-tanned president.
Cam’ron spills the tea on that infamous confrontation with Bill O’Reilly
Shoutout Cam’ron for always keeping it a buck, making O’Reilly look like the odious cretan he is, and being a legend of the game.