Sean Spicer, everyone’s favorite lying mouthpiece, stepped down as White House press secretary today and we’ve got mixed emotions.
Bruh
Forbes just discovered people eat weed edibles, shocks everyone
Forbes went deep into the dark underworld of legal weed and have uncovered something very disturbing.
‘GoT’ creators new show ‘Confederate’ sounds like worst shit ever
Confederate will look into an alternate world where the south successfully seceded and slavery was never abolished. Yeah, I know.
U.S. Military is spending $130,000 monthly for a crib in Trump Tower
I guess it’s just normal to pay money to the the president’s property in order to protect him? Then again, it’s really not.
Chris Christie gets savagely booed for catching foul ball at Mets game
Chris Christie has had a bad summer and the Ls just keep on coming.
Wild exposé alleges R. Kelly holds women captive in abusive sex cult
A series of interviews with parents and women that used to be involved with R. Kelly reveal the R&B artist to be a predator.
Trump says transparent wall will protect people from flying drugs
Keep your walls transparent and your sacks of drugs very much on the ground.
Kid Rock confirms that he’s running for senate in Michigan. Bawitdaba.
God help us all if Kid Rock becomes a United States Senator.
Why Shia? LaBeouf goes on racist, expletive-filled rant after being arrested
Shia LaBeouf is going to need more than the Autobots to climb out this drunken hole.
Kellyanne Conway begins prop comedy career on ‘Hannity’
This would all be so hilarious if, you know, the fate of the free world wasn’t being determined by these people.