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Chris Christie gets deaded by WFAN radio job, tries to play it off

Folks, I love me some Christie Content.

Our favorite spherical governor has had a summer for the ages. First, he closed off New Jersey public beaches during July 4th weekend, only to end up lounging on the beaches himself. Then he got savagely booed at a Mets game after he made a (kind of nice, can’t lie) play on a foul ball.

Then at another baseball game he got into it with a heckler while holding a massive bowl o’ nachos.

Christie has even filled in on WFAN to try his hand at sports talk radio. The New Jersey governor, whose term ends in January, seems to have the perfect constitution for sports talk radio.

While filling in for “Boomer & Carton” earlier this summer, Christie got into it with a caller who told him, “Governor, next time you want to sit on a beach that is closed to the entire world except you, you put your fat ass in a car and go to one that’s open to all your constituents.”

Christie responded back that he “loved getting calls from communists in Montclair.”

Beautiful.

Anyways, Christie has now pulled himself out of the running for Mike Francesa’s soon to be vacant spot on radio.

This comes after a Daily News report that Christie had been dropped from contention to replace Francesa.

Obviously Christie has called that report “completely incorrect” but then went ahead and said that he should no longer be considered for the job.

Christie said in a statement:

“After considering the other options that I have been presented with for post-gubernatorial employment, I declined their request to do additional shows. I made station executives aware that while I would be happy to continue to fill in for Boomer when asked and when available, that they should no longer consider me as a candidate interested in any job at WFAN when I leave the governorship. I made that clear to them prior to leaving for my family vacation two weeks ago.”

Ah, the old “you can’t not hire me because I’m not even interested in the job anyways” routine. Masterfully done, Chris.

We’re fascinated to see where Christie takes his prolific talents after he leaves the governorship.

Honestly, being a WFAN host seemed like a pretty solid place for Christie to peddle his hot takes, drink Diet Coke, and get into arguments with the best that the tri-state has to offer.

I think it’s time to start placing bets on Christie becoming the “Law and Order” correspondent on Fox News in January. It’s a virtual lock.

Confederate imagery isn’t ‘heritage,’ it’s preserving white supremacy

After white nationalists took to Charlottesville, Virginia this weekend to rally around a monument of Robert E. Lee, the commanding general of the Confederate Army, the national discussion has once again turned to the issue of the Confederate flag and monuments erected to figures of the movement.

The white supremacist rally has sparked counter-protests across the country.

Some protestors have taken it upon themselves to remove the Confederate monuments that dot the country.

In Durham, North Carolina, protestors pulled down a monument honoring the Confederate soldiers of America.

While some on the center-right see this as a “Jihadist-style desecration of history,” similar to ISIS, the protestors claim to be upending white supremacy.

All of this begs the question, why the fuck are there Confederate monuments in the United States of America?

Like, if you think about it on a very basic level, this was an enemy army that fought the bloodiest war in American history in order to maintain the right to enslave a race they saw as inferior.

The idea that the Civil War was fought over “states rights” or some other watered-down crackpot theory is utter bullshit.

Here is Alexander H. Stephens, Confederate Vice President, delivering his 1861 “Cornerstone Speech” about what his government believed in:

“Our new government is founded upon … the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition,”

That is the Confederacy in their own words. That is what the Confederate flag represents. That is what Confederate monuments honor. That is what the Confederacy was founded upon.

And many Southerners will say this is wrong. They will say the Confederate flag is not a racist symbol, that it’s a symbol of their culture and heritage.

But the Confederate flag had basically disappeared from memory in the decades after the Civil War, presumably because Americans don’t like losers.

The Southern Poverty Law Center, “a nonprofit civil rights organization founded in 1971 and dedicated to fighting hate and bigotry, and to seeking justice for the most vulnerable members of society” published a comprehensive study of the history of Confederate monuments in the United States of America.

The SPLC took on the study after Dylann Roof’s infamous murder of 9 African American churchgoers in Charleston, South Carolina on June 17, 2015.

Roof often posed with Confederate imagery on his social media, and reignited the dialogue about what the Confederate flag really meant.

Republican Governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley removed the flag from the South Carolina Capitol after Roof’s crimes.

The SPLC study reveals that there are 1,503 “symbols of the Confederacy in public spaces” in the United States of America.

Here’s a brief summary of some of the SPLC findings, which are innumerable:

718 monuments and statues, nearly 300 of which are in Georgia, Virginia or North Carolina

80 counties and cities named for Confederates; 9 official Confederate holidays in six states; and 10 U.S. military bases named for Confederates.

Today, the state flags of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia and Mississippi still contain elements of the Confederate flag, with Mississippi’s being the most conspicuous.

109 public schools named for Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis or other Confederate icons; Of these 109 schools, 27 have student populations that are majority African-American, and 10 have African-American populations of over 90 percent. At least 39 of these schools were built or dedicated from 1950 to 1970, broadly encompassing the era of the modern civil rights movement.

That last piece of information is particularly fucked up, but also representative of the movement behind Confederate imagery.

Much of the Confederate iconography claimed as “a part of history” was erected during two specific periods, neither of which was particularly close to the actual Civil War.

One of these periods occurred during the first two decades of the 20th century when Jim Crow spread like wildfire throughout the Southern states; the second during the Civil Rights era when Confederate imagery was used by Southern whites opposing African American liberation.

The SPLC characterized these two periods when Confederate monuments appeared:

“The first began around 1900, amid the period in which states were enacting Jim Crow laws to disenfranchise the newly freed African Americans and re-segregate society. This spike lasted well into the 1920s, a period that saw a dramatic resurgence of the Ku Klux Klan, which had been born in the immediate aftermath of the Civil War. The second spike began in the early 1950s and lasted through the 1960s, as the civil rights movement led to a backlash among segregationists.”

Confederate monuments went up during the first two decades of the 20th century and during the Civil Rights era as an active symbol of white supremacy, not “heritage.”

The Confederate flag also became popular in concordance with the monuments.

From the SPLC:

“It’s difficult to make the case today that the Confederate flag is not a racist symbol. After being used sparingly for decades, it began appearing frequently in the 1950s and 1960s as white Southerners resisted efforts to dismantle Jim Crow segregation. It began to fly over state capitols and city halls across the region. Elements of it were also incorporated into several state flags. Worst of all, it became a mainstay at Ku Klux Klan rallies as the organization launched a campaign of bombings, murders and other violence against African Americans and civil rights activists.

One specific example of Southern segregationists using the Confederate flag to signal white supremacy is the infamous George Wallace, Alabama governor, who raised the flag above the Capitol in 1963 declaring “segregation forever.”

This weekend we saw white nationalists carrying Confederate flags alongside swastikas. Although this is new, it’s not overly surprising.

The Confederate flag represents hate, racism, and white supremacy. As do the relics to the men who fought to preserve it.

And to those who say “you’re deleting history” or whatever that shitty argument is, why are we honoring the Confederacy in public spaces in America in 2017?

There isn’t really any nuance to this debate. Confederate monuments were erected in order to honor and symbolize the Confederacy. The Confederacy was founded upon the idea that “the negro is not equal to the white man” according to their Vice President.

Bring down each and every monument. One by one.

Justin Bieber is human after all, gets curved by girl on Instagram DM

We all want to believe that with money we can bag anyone we want, I mean look at Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis.

Like, how did that ever happen? But hey, it’s not always about looks. Unfortunately the whole money thing might not be so true though as Justin Bieber got rejected.

Yes, Justin Bieber the dude who has been making millions of dollars since he was 13, got denied by a girl. The woman that denied him is a fitness trainer in Georgia that was seen on on @fitnessonbroughton.

She was advertising some purple energy drink while doing a little dance that I guess Biebs liked so he slid into the DMs.

Now you’re probably wondering “why would she deny someone like Bieber?”

Well that’s because she already has a man. This was her response to her own tweet:

Y’all people be posting bae goals but this girl curved a millionaire for her mans. That’s goals.

Of course the “Beliebers” are trying to defend Justin in saying he only asked who she was but let’s be real we know what he wanted.

That’s like sending an eggplant emoji and saying you’re talking about an actual eggplant.

Hopefully Bieber can go to his church soon and find some guidance but hey, we all face rejection bro.

The ‘NBA Face Merge’ Instagram account might be a little too wild

Ever since Snapchat added face swap, it’s become on of the most-used features on the app. It’s pretty hilarious…

That concept has been around forever though, but was probably too hard for the casual internet user. These face swaps can lead to hilarious pictures or something straight outta hell.

Recently O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ice Cube’s son, shared by far one of the funnies NBA meme pages. @nbafacemerge takes some of your favorite NBA players and mashes their face together in a way that’s just too funny.

Players past and present are not safe from this page, you will get your face merged. They’ve been creating hilarious face swaps since back in 2015.

Sadly their last real post was in early 2016 but in February they posted this.

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It looks like these new rookies might have more to fight against more than just massive expectations.

The Ball family definitely needs a good swap especially LaVar Ball who loves talking crazy.

I can see it now, LaVar and Lonzo… oh man

While we wait for that to happen look at what they’ve done so far.

Oh man this is awkward


They really got the Rick Ross look


Kobe and MJ is a must


The splash bros have become one


One man team right here


Here’s a real duo that’s ending well


WHY WHY DOES THIS EXIST


Looking like the alien emoji


Lakers legends finally united


LeBron to the Knicks?

Trash company in Jersey deadass tried to recreate ‘Wolf of Wall Street’

Corporate Bailout LLC, a debt-relief company in Monmouth County, New Jersey is being hit by a lawsuit, the details of which would make the Wolf of Wall Street deleted scenes.

Just peep this video to see for yourself:

The lawsuit alleges that very fact, with lawyers writing of the office environment:

“So sexually aggressive, morally repulsive, and unlawfully hostile that it is rivaled only by the businesses portrayed in the films ‘Boiler Room’ and ‘The Wolf of Wall Street.’”

The New York Post described another moment in which high-ups at the company routinely sexually harassed and assaulted women employees.

From the Post:

“In one raunchy example of the alleged debauchery, owner Mark Mancino and manager Michael Hamill were described as regularly summoning a female sales representative to a private office by shouting out, ‘Wendy — get your t-ts in here.’”

The Post also spoke to Matthew Luber, of McOmber & McOmber, the plaintiffs’ lawyer.

Luber told the Post:

“Defendants shamelessly created a sexual harassment playground fueled by drugs and alcohol and swarming with hand-picked young women rewarded for dressing and behaving provocatively — all in order to indulge their misogyny and vulgar sexual perversions.”

The lawsuit further alleged that hiring practices were adjusted in order to hire attractive women employees with the purpose of having sexual relationships with them.

From the lawsuit:

”Defendants intentionally hire young ‘attractive’ female employees for the specific purpose of having quid pro quo sexual relationships. Older male managers obsessively pursue and engage in sexual relationships with younger female employees, and they use their money and power to coerce female employees into… sexually promiscuous conduct in the workplace.”

Sheesh.

This kind of environment is pretty fucked up, but not altogether surprising.

Seems like it’s over for these dudes.

Dude who looks exactly like Conor McGregor gasses everyone in NYC

As one of the biggest fights in all of boxing approaches with Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor, the HYPE IS REAL.

While we eagerly wait for the 26th to come around there are still plenty of things to take place before then.

The trash talk is absolutely hilarious, both Conor and Floyd know how to put on a show. We all know the fight probably won’t live up to the promos but this build up has been great.

There is so much content that there is truly something new every day.

Of course the internet was full steam ahead and this video of a fake McGregor is a must watch because it’s just too funny.

https://youtu.be/QDnayLWU6fc

Islam Badurgov, a street workout athlete, who a month ago pretended to be McGregor out in LA has struck again in NYC.

It’s unbelievable the crowd he brought together in LA but the New York crowd made his LA appearance look like a little get together.

Look, Times Square is usually packed but DAMN there was no room for movement.

It’s crazy to see how many people actually believed him to be the real McGregor. I guess I can understand why they thought that but still.

He attracted so many people it’s crazy. He even got some cops to take a picture with him like BOI.

On top of that, Badurgov pretty much stopped traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. I would’ve been mad asf if I was there.

But that’s something McGregor would probably do and get away with.

So if you were wondering how big of a deal you have to be to get away with anything you have your answer.

Zach Randolph charged with felony intent to sell, realistically just mad weed on him

Sacramento Kings power forward Zach Randolph was arrested on felony marijuana possession with intent to sell on Wednesday night according to TMZ Sports.

Law enforcement was called to the Nickerson Gardens area in LA around 10 pm to break up a raucous party.

When LAPD showed up apparently people were blocking the roadway, smoking, and playing loud music, but when people began to flee the scene, LAPD went into LAPD mode.

Randolph was one of three people arrested.

Zach Randolph, aka Z-Bo, was charged with felony possession with intent to sell because of the amount of bud he had on him… ok Z-Bo.

https://twitter.com/Carnage45/status/895648286991896576

Apparently after the arrests, things got a little hostile between partygoers and LAPD.

According to TMZ Sports:

“6 cop cars were vandalized — tires slashed and windows busted — and cops formed a battle line to restore order.”

Sheesh.

I have a feeling the intense charges for Randolph were probably in part due to the reaction of his fellow partygoers, I mean dude is not selling marijuana.

My guy Z-Bo just signed a 2-year/$24 million contract with the Sacramento Kings, he does not need to sell piff in the offseason.

Yes, maybe he had a very large amount of marijuana on his person, but in all likelihood that was just to maintain the (clearly very lit) function.

Zach Randolph has had off the court issues before, but his gregarious personality and playing style make him a personal favorite. How can you not fuck with Z-Bo?

Also, isn’t weed, like, legal in California? How is Randolph getting arrested for it? This is some bullshit.

The 2-time All Star is apparently out on $20,000 bond, and was all smiles leaving the bookings.

In the meantime, keep all your Z-Bo slander to yourselves!

Get the loud ready: Cheetos to open a 3-day pop up restaurant in NYC

Every stoner’s dream is about to come true. Cheetos has announced that they will be opening a restaurant for three days in NYC running August 15-17.

Famous Chef Anne Burrell will be running the kitchen alongside Chester Cheeto at 211 West Broadway, in NYC.

Diners will be able to select from a dangerously cheesy menu consisting of four cheesy appetizers, four big cheese entrees, and three sweet desserts.

Cheetos Mix-ups including Crusted Chicken Milanese, Cheetos Grilled Cheese, Flamin’ Hot Limón Chicken Tacos are a just a couple of crazy Cheeto concoctions that will be on the menu.

Peep the Cheeto influence

As someone that has eaten Cheetos their entire life, I was a little skeptical about adding Cheetos to anything but a deli sandwich. I’m not trying to roll up a fat one for some social food experiment, all just to be let down.

Could this go wrong? Nah, Chef Anne Burrell is filthy with the spatula.

Burrell has worked in some of the top restaurants with some of the best chefs all around the world.

Working alongside Mario Batali, penning two cookbooks, including the best seller Cook Like A Rock Star, and opening her very own restaurant in NYC, Phil & Anne’s Good Time Lounge, are just a few awesome feats on Burrell’s jam-packed resume.


Burrell beat Bobby Flay with a cheese cake


I heard she makes a lit spicy meatball

I’m a baller…a MEATBALLER!! Come and try my meatballs!!!@philandannesgoodtimelounge #letusfeedyou

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Burrell stay cheffin’ on the television

Are you hype for this Cheeto restaurant pop up? You should be. According to Time Out New York, the dishes are for the low, ranging from $8 to $22. That’s lite.

This is definitely something the people have been waiting for. It seems as if every single table is booked for all three days but there is still a waitlist available and curious cats can still sign up to dine at The Spotted Cheetah.

Check it out for yourself and cop a reservation.

‘It smells like gentrification’: New Yorkers react to new NYC-scented candle

Yo! Who’s tryna cop a candle with the smell of NYC on a hot summer day? None of us New Yorkers are.

Fragrance company Diptyque has created a candle that’s supposed to capture the scent of NYC and it’s getting a lot of heat on Twitter.

New York City actually smells like the inside of a wet gym sock mixed with garbage, onion, and cheese. So, why the fuck would I want to bring that scent into the crib?Steamy sewers and evaporating saliva are what encompasses the same oxygen we breathe out here.

Apparently, that’s not the scent Diptyque is looking to capture. We caught up with a couple of sales representatives at the Grand Central and Madison Ave. store locations. The candle which is only available in NYC is supposed to captivate a “1920s New York.”

The scent is supposed to encapsulate the Gatsby Era sprinkled with a cedar-like, smoky scent, from the inside of a Speakeasy.

To be honest, the inside of an NYC speakeasy did not smell like that as personal hygiene just started popping off in the early 1900s. The scent from the inside of an enclosed dark bar was probably more similar to that of a musky perfume covering a cheeky butt smell. So cheeky!

The $70 6.5 ounce candle has New Yorkers skeptical AF. Twitter fingers went straight to work flaming the shit out of the wax torch.

Factual smelly vibes in New York.

https://twitter.com/thecerrashow/status/894665344077484032


Chill, this tweet had me weak


Yummy!


Damn… flamed!

https://twitter.com/Notarobotno/status/894864089830260736


Musty hobo ayyee.


Even though it smells crazy gotta give it up for NYC being poppin’ af

https://twitter.com/NiceChess757/status/894704269298982912

Alright, the candle definitely smells fire but sheesh what a concept!

Google employee sends company memo explaining why women can’t code, gets fired

Google has fired an engineer for disseminating an internal memo that outlined gender differences as a way to criticize the company’s aims to improve diversity.

The employee, James Damore, has confirmed his firing and is ““currently exploring all possible legal remedies,” according to Bloomberg.

Damore’s memo sought to explain that the gender pay gap was natural because of biological differences between the sexes and that Silicon Valley’s lack of diversity is easily explained away by women not being suited for jobs in tech.

The memo, which included graphs and charts, pointed to personality differences between men and women ‘explaining’ why there are less women in the tech industry.

These differences included women having a “lower stress tolerance.”

From Damore’s memo explaining women’s inherent personality traits:

“Neuroticism (higher anxiety, lower stress tolerance). This may contribute to the higher levels of anxiety women report on Googlegeist and to the lower number of women in high stress jobs.”

The Google engineer went on to write about how people on the right and left have natural prejudices against certain scientific facts:

“Just as some on the Right deny science that runs counter to the “God > humans > environment” hierarchy (e.g., evolution and climate change) the Left tends to deny science concerning biological differences between people (e.g., IQ and sex differences).”

Sundar Pichai, Google’s CEO, wrote a public note in response to Damore’s memo. Pichai expressed that while there were legitimate points made in the memo about groupthink at the company, Damore crossed the line.

Pichai wrote:

“The memo has clearly impacted our co-workers, some of whom are hurting and feel judged based on their gender. Our co-workers shouldn’t have to worry that each time they open their mouths to speak in a meeting, they have to prove that they are not like the memo states, being ‘agreeable’ rather than ‘assertive,’ showing a ‘lower stress tolerance,’ or being ‘neurotic.’”

In response to his firing, Damore has submitted a complaint to the National Labor Relations Board as he believes Google has illegally terminated him.

Damore said,

“I have a legal right to express my concerns about the terms and conditions of my working environment and to bring up potentially illegal behavior, which is what my document does.”

What a mess.

Ironically, Damore’s efforts to explain away the massive gulf in gender hires in Silicon Valley because of biological differences between the sexes, as opposed to the inherent gender bias in the field, actually just prove the problems in Silicon Valley.

As did the reaction on social media.

Eric Weinstein, managing director at Thiel Capital, tweeted that Google had taught his daughter “that the path to financial freedom lies not in coding but in complaining to HR.”

Woof.

There’s been significant conservative outcry since news of Damore’s firing broke.

It doesn’t really matter what you think of Damore’s memo, which was stupid, bigoted, and self-important, there’s no way you should be sending a 10-page document to your entire company about how men and women are biologically different.

I’m sure this story will just get bigger and bigger as people on the left and right continue to argue about the virtues of biological differences between men and women.

It’s clear Silicon Valley has a cultural problems of sexism and lack of diversity.

Companies like Google are trying to openly address these issues and naturally the more conservative employees of those companies will see this as some sort of leftist plot against THE WHITE MAN.

Everyone just chill the fuck out. Diversity is good. Sending 10-page memos about why women aren’t fit for your job is bad. It’s not that deep.