We should all know the earth is beyond cooked by now.
Life is too short homies, live it up.
Mariah hasn’t made a comment about anything yet, but we’ll see what she has to say.
Warning: This list is just a parody, so SMDFTB.
I mean… This sounds like a good thing for her, right?
Obviously this begs the question, ‘Is this fucking hot boy?’ It might be.
Now that New Jersey officially has a weed-friendly governor, full-scale recreational legalization may soon be a reality by the summer.
It’s not news that President Donald Trump is a fuck boy.
I really don’t want to have to shoot the hands with a metal robot. Especially one that learns faster than me.
Keep your kinks to yourself, folks.