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45 teachers resign from PA school after getting the hands from first graders

Somewhere, in a Pennsylvania school district, first graders are giving their teachers the hands.

This is serious. Teachers are getting fucked up by first graders and now they’re resigning. So far, 45 plus teachers have resigned due to the violent behavior of their six-year-old students.

Amanda Sheaffer, a first-grade teacher who attended a Harrisburg school board meeting on Monday, said,

“I have been kicked, punched, hit, scratched. I’ve had a student physically restraining me in front of my other students,” according to

Damn Sheaffer, you got knocked the fuck out… by a six-year-old?

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These must be mutant toddlers. According to Harrisburg Education Association President, Jody Barksdale, these first graders are brolic AF,

“Teachers and students are being hit, kicked, slapped, scratched, cussed at…. and observing other students flip over tables, desks and chairs. Teachers have had to take the rest of their class into the hallway to protect them during these outbursts…”

So how can you stop this crazy behavior? Take away their naps, snacks, and arts and crafts. Nah.

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These little elementary monsters are about to have their lives changed on some gangsta shit. The Harrisburg Education Association is thinking about bringing in a task force to fuck up their whole shit.


Lowkey, this answers a very serious question I’ve always wondered, ‘would I rather go toe-to-toe with one brolic guy or fight a classroom of sixth graders?’

Now I know, the better decision is to go with the brolic dude.

These kids today, man. They really have the hands. Watch out you might run into a first grader that’ll humble you real quick.

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